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+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+const { Client, MessageAttachment, MessageEmbed } = require('discord.js');
+const fetch = require('node-fetch');
+const querystring = require('querystring');
+const request = require('request');
+require('dotenv').config()
+
+const client = new Client();
+const prefix = '!';
+
+const trim = (str, max) => (str.length > max ? `${str.slice(0, max - 3)}...` : str);
+
+import { DISCORD_TOKEN, CHANNEL_ID } from './constants'
+
+client.on('ready', () => {
+	console.log(`Logged in as ${client.user.tag}!`);
+});
+
+client.on("guildMemberAdd", (member) => {
+    // console.log(member);
+	const channelId = "775100831590252557";
+
+    const message = `Welcome <@${
+      member.id
+    }> to our server!`;
+
+	const channel = member.guild.channels.cache.get(channelId);
+    channel.send(message);
+  });
+
+  client.on('guildMemberRemove', member => {
+	const channelId = "775100831590252557";
+
+    const message = `Goodbye ${
+		member.user.username
+	  }`;
+
+	const channel = member.guild.channels.cache.get(channelId);
+    channel.send(message);
+})
+
+client.on('message', async message => {
+	if (!message.content.startsWith(prefix) || message.author.bot) return;
+
+	const args = message.content.slice(prefix.length).trim().split(/ +/);
+	const command = args.shift().toLowerCase();
+
+	if (command === 'commands') {
+		message.channel.send('\
+I know the follwing commands\n\
+!cat\n\
+!urban <Search term>\n\
+!catfact\n\
+!meme\n\
+!yomama\n\
+!dadjoke\n\
+!dog\n\
+!geekjoke\n\
+!swanson\n\
+		');
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'cat') {
+		const { file } = await fetch('https://kong.durp.info/random-cats').then(response => response.json());
+
+		message.channel.send(file);
+	} 
+
+    if (command === 'urban') {
+		if (!args.length) {
+			return message.channel.send('You need to supply a search term!');
+		}
+
+		const query = querystring.stringify({ term: args.join(' ') });
+
+		const { list } = await fetch(`https://kong.durp.info/urban-dictionary/v0/define?${query}`).then(response => response.json());
+
+		if (!list.length) {
+			return message.channel.send(`No results found for **${args.join(' ')}**.`);
+		}
+
+		const [answer] = list;
+
+		const embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
+			.setColor('#EFFF00')
+			.setTitle(answer.word)
+			.setURL(answer.permalink)
+			.addFields(
+				{ name: 'Definition', value: trim(answer.definition, 1024) },
+				{ name: 'Example', value: trim(answer.example, 1024) },
+				{ name: 'Rating', value: `${answer.thumbs_up} thumbs up. ${answer.thumbs_down} thumbs down.` },
+			);
+		message.channel.send(embed);
+	}
+
+    if (command === 'catfact') {
+
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/cat-facts/fact",
+            json: true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.fact);
+        });
+	}
+
+	if (command === 'meme') {
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/random-meme",
+            json: true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.url);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'yomama') {
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/yomama",
+            json: true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.joke);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'dadjoke') {
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/dadjoke",
+            json:true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.joke);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'dog') {
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/random-dogs",
+            json: true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.message);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'geekjoke') {
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/geekjoke",
+            json:true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'swanson') {
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/ronswanson",
+            json:true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'jinglebells') {
+
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/foaas/jinglebells/durp",
+            json:true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.message);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'nugget') {
+
+		if (!args.length) {
+			return message.channel.send('You need to supply a search term!');
+		}
+
+		request({
+            url:'https://kong.durp.info/foaas/nugget/' + args + '/durp',
+            json:true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.message);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'rockstar') {
+
+		if (!args.length) {
+			return message.channel.send('You need to supply a search term!');
+		}
+
+		request({
+            url:'https://kong.durp.info/foaas/rockstar/' + args + '/durp',
+            json:true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.message);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'because') {
+
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/foaas/because/durp",
+            json:true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.message);
+        });
+	} 
+
+});
+
+client.login(DISCORD_TOKEN);