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Dockerfile

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+FROM node:latest
+WORKDIR /usr/src/app
+#COPY package*.json ./
+#RUN npm install
+COPY $CI_PROJECT_DIR /usr/src/app
+CMD [ "node", "." ]

README.md

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+# Project Name
+> Outline a brief description of your project.
+> Live demo [_here_](https://www.example.com). <!-- If you have the project hosted somewhere, include the link here. -->
+https://hub.docker.com/r/developerdurp/durpot
+
+## Table of Contents
+* [General Info](#general-information)
+* [Technologies Used](#technologies-used)
+* [Features](#features)
+* [Screenshots](#screenshots)
+* [Setup](#setup)
+* [Usage](#usage)
+* [Project Status](#project-status)
+* [Room for Improvement](#room-for-improvement)
+* [Acknowledgements](#acknowledgements)
+* [Contact](#contact)
+<!-- * [License](#license) -->
+
+
+## General Information
+- Provide general information about your project here.
+- What problem does it (intend to) solve?
+- What is the purpose of your project?
+- Why did you undertake it?
+<!-- You don't have to answer all the questions - just the ones relevant to your project. -->
+
+
+## Technologies Used
+- Tech 1 - version 1.0
+- Tech 2 - version 2.0
+- Tech 3 - version 3.0
+
+
+## Features
+List the ready features here:
+- Awesome feature 1
+- Awesome feature 2
+- Awesome feature 3
+
+
+## Screenshots
+![Example screenshot](./img/screenshot.png)
+<!-- If you have screenshots you'd like to share, include them here. -->
+
+
+## Setup
+What are the project requirements/dependencies? Where are they listed? A requirements.txt or a Pipfile.lock file perhaps? Where is it located?
+
+Proceed to describe how to install / setup one's local environment / get started with the project.
+
+
+## Usage
+How does one go about using it?
+Provide various use cases and code examples here.
+
+`write-your-code-here`
+
+
+## Project Status
+Project is: _in progress_ / _complete_ / _no longer being worked on_. If you are no longer working on it, provide reasons why.
+
+
+## Room for Improvement
+Include areas you believe need improvement / could be improved. Also add TODOs for future development.
+
+Room for improvement:
+- Improvement to be done 1
+- Improvement to be done 2
+
+To do:
+- Feature to be added 1
+- Feature to be added 2
+
+
+## Acknowledgements
+Give credit here.
+- This project was inspired by...
+- This project was based on [this tutorial](https://www.example.com).
+- Many thanks to...
+
+
+## Contact
+Created by [@klukritz] - feel free to contact me!

package.json

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+{
+  "name": "durpot",
+  "version": "0.0.0",
+  "description": "",
+  "main": "src",
+  "scripts": {
+    "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
+  },
+  "author": "",
+  "license": "ISC",
+  "dependencies": {
+    "@discordjs/opus": "^0.5.3",
+    "discord.js": "^12.5.3",
+    "dotenv": "^10.0.0",
+    "esm": "^3.2.25",
+    "node-fetch": "^2.6.1",
+    "request": "^2.88.2"
+  }
+}

src/app.js

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+const Discord = require('discord.js');
+const { Client, MessageAttachment, MessageEmbed } = require('discord.js');
+const fetch = require('node-fetch');
+const querystring = require('querystring');
+const request = require('request');
+require('dotenv').config()
+
+const client = new Client();
+const prefix = '!';
+
+const trim = (str, max) => (str.length > max ? `${str.slice(0, max - 3)}...` : str);
+
+import { DISCORD_TOKEN, CHANNEL_ID } from './constants'
+
+client.on('ready', () => {
+	console.log(`Logged in as ${client.user.tag}!`);
+});
+
+client.on("guildMemberAdd", (member) => {
+    // console.log(member);
+	const channelId = "775100831590252557";
+
+    const message = `Welcome <@${
+      member.id
+    }> to our server!`;
+
+	const channel = member.guild.channels.cache.get(channelId);
+    channel.send(message);
+  });
+
+  client.on('guildMemberRemove', member => {
+	const channelId = "775100831590252557";
+
+    const message = `Goodbye ${
+		member.user.username
+	  }`;
+
+	const channel = member.guild.channels.cache.get(channelId);
+    channel.send(message);
+})
+
+client.on('message', async message => {
+	if (!message.content.startsWith(prefix) || message.author.bot) return;
+
+	const args = message.content.slice(prefix.length).trim().split(/ +/);
+	const command = args.shift().toLowerCase();
+
+	if (command === 'commands') {
+		message.channel.send('\
+I know the follwing commands\n\
+!cat\n\
+!urban <Search term>\n\
+!catfact\n\
+!meme\n\
+!yomama\n\
+!dadjoke\n\
+!dog\n\
+!geekjoke\n\
+!swanson\n\
+		');
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'cat') {
+		const { file } = await fetch('https://kong.durp.info/random-cats').then(response => response.json());
+
+		message.channel.send(file);
+	} 
+
+    if (command === 'urban') {
+		if (!args.length) {
+			return message.channel.send('You need to supply a search term!');
+		}
+
+		const query = querystring.stringify({ term: args.join(' ') });
+
+		const { list } = await fetch(`https://kong.durp.info/urban-dictionary/v0/define?${query}`).then(response => response.json());
+
+		if (!list.length) {
+			return message.channel.send(`No results found for **${args.join(' ')}**.`);
+		}
+
+		const [answer] = list;
+
+		const embed = new Discord.MessageEmbed()
+			.setColor('#EFFF00')
+			.setTitle(answer.word)
+			.setURL(answer.permalink)
+			.addFields(
+				{ name: 'Definition', value: trim(answer.definition, 1024) },
+				{ name: 'Example', value: trim(answer.example, 1024) },
+				{ name: 'Rating', value: `${answer.thumbs_up} thumbs up. ${answer.thumbs_down} thumbs down.` },
+			);
+		message.channel.send(embed);
+	}
+
+    if (command === 'catfact') {
+
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/cat-facts/fact",
+            json: true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.fact);
+        });
+	}
+
+	if (command === 'meme') {
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/random-meme",
+            json: true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.url);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'yomama') {
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/yomama",
+            json: true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.joke);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'dadjoke') {
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/dadjoke",
+            json:true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.joke);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'dog') {
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/random-dogs",
+            json: true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.message);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'geekjoke') {
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/geekjoke",
+            json:true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'swanson') {
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/ronswanson",
+            json:true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'jinglebells') {
+
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/foaas/jinglebells/durp",
+            json:true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.message);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'nugget') {
+
+		if (!args.length) {
+			return message.channel.send('You need to supply a search term!');
+		}
+
+		request({
+            url:'https://kong.durp.info/foaas/nugget/' + args + '/durp',
+            json:true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.message);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'rockstar') {
+
+		if (!args.length) {
+			return message.channel.send('You need to supply a search term!');
+		}
+
+		request({
+            url:'https://kong.durp.info/foaas/rockstar/' + args + '/durp',
+            json:true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.message);
+        });
+	} 
+
+	if (command === 'because') {
+
+		request({
+            url:"https://kong.durp.info/foaas/because/durp",
+            json:true
+        }, (err, response, body) => {
+            message.channel.send(body.message);
+        });
+	} 
+
+});
+
+client.login(DISCORD_TOKEN);

src/constants.js

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+export const DISCORD_TOKEN = process.env.DISCORD_TOKEN
+export const CHANNEL_ID = process.env.CHANNEL_ID

src/index.js

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+require = require("esm")(module/*, options*/)
+module.exports = require("./app.js")